Films I Loathe

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Can’t have one without the other, I suppose. Out of all the films I’ve seen, these are the ones that are nothing more than time in my life that will never be recovered. Doubtless there are plenty of films out there I haven’t seen that would make this list, but I hope that my list of favorites grows at a healthier pace than this one. Time will tell, I suppose.

Anyway, here, in alphabetical order, are the 106 films I consider to be the worst I have ever seen:

Title Year of Release Director
A Moment of Innocence 1996 Mohsen Makhmalbaf
A Simple Wish 1997 Michael Ritchie
Alexander 2004 Oliver Stone
Ali G Indahouse 2002 Mark Mylod
Alice Adams 1935 George Stevens
Around the World in 80 Days 2004 Frank Coraci
Arthur 2: On the Rocks 1988 Bud Yorkin
Austin Powers: Goldmember 2002 Jay Roach
Baby’s Day Out 1994 Patrick Read Johnson
Bad Girl 1931 Frank Borzage
Batman & Robin 1997 Joel Schumacher
Beetlejuice 1988 Tim Burton
Big Daddy 1999 Dennis Dugan
Black Magic 1949 Gregory Ratoff
Black Sheep 1996 Penelope Spheeris
Blank Check 1994 Rupert Wainwright
Blue Thunder 1983 John Badham
Book of Eli 2010 The Hughes Brothers
Boyhood 2014 Richard Linklater
Bringing Down the House 2003 Adam Shankman
Bruno 2009 Larry Charles
Bushwhacked 1995 Greg Beeman
Cimarron 1931 Wesley Ruggles
Colour Me Kubrick 2005 Brian W. Cook
Crash 2005 Paul Haggis
Cruising 1980 William Friedkin
Curse of the Pink Panther 1983 Blake Edwards
Date Movie 2006 Aaron Seltzer
Dawn of the Dead 2004 Zack Snyder
Day of the Dead 2008 Steve Miner
Diary of the Dead 2007 George Romero
Double Jeopardy 1999 Bruce Beresford
Down to Earth 2001 Chris Weitz & Paul Weitz
Dracula: Dead and Loving It 1995 Mel Brooks
Evan Almighty 2007 Tom Shadyac
Eye of the Beholder 1999 Stephan Elliott
Flirtation Walk 1934 Frank Borzage
For Richer or Poorer 1997 Brian Spicer
Getting Even with Dad 1994 Howard Dutch
Gone with the Wind 1939 Victor Fleming
Gravity 2013 Alfonso Cuarón
Here Comes the Navy 1934 Lloyd Bacon
Hostel 2005 Eli Roth
I Am Legend 2007 Francis Lawrence
Imitation of Life 1934 John M. Stahl
Insidious 2011 James Wan
Jack 1996 Francis Ford Coppola
Jersey Girl 2004 Kevin Smith
Kingdom of Heaven 2005 Ridley Scott
Kitty Foyle 1940 Sam Wood
Knocked Up 2007 Judd Apatow
Lady for a Day 1933 Frank Capra
Liar Liar 1997 Tom Shadyac
Mafia! 1998 Jim Abrahams
Man of the House 1995 James Orr
Meet the Fockers 2004 Jay Roach
Meet the Parents 2000 Jay Roach
Next 2007 Lee Tamahori
One Night of Love 1934 Victor Schertzinger
Picadilly Jim 2004 John McKay
Planet of the Apes 2001 Tim Burton
Psycho 1998 Gus Van Sant
Quantum of Solace 2008 Marc Forster
Rat Race 2001 Jerry Zucker
Revenge of the Sith 2003 George Lucas
Ruggles of Red Gap 1935 Leo McCarey
Safety Not Guaranteed 2012 Colin Tevorrow
Saw 2003 James Wan
Saw II 2005 Darren Lynn Bousman
Saw III 2006 Darren Lynn Bousman
Shallow Hal 2001 Peter Farrelly
Showtime 2002 Tom Dey
Signs 2002 M. Night Shyamalan
Speak Easily 1932 Edward Sedgwick
Superbad 2007 Greg Mottola
Survival of the Dead 2009 George Romero
Teaching Mrs. Tingle 1999 Kevin Williamson
The Blair Witch Project 1999 Eduardo Sánchez and Daniel Myrick
The Butterfly Effect 2004 Eric Bress
The Crazies 2010 Breck Eisner
The Exorcism of Emily Rose 2005 Scott Derrickson
The Gambler 2014 Rupert Wyatt
The Hollywood Revue of 1929 1929 Charles Reisner
The International 2009 Tom Tykwer
The Juror 1996 Brian Gibson
The Kids are All Right 2010 Lisa Cholodenko
The Manchurian Candidate 2004 Jonathan Demme
The Number 23 2007 Joel Schumacher
The Passion of the Christ 2004 Mel Gibson
The Patriot 2000 Roland Emmerich
The Village 2004 M. Night Shyamalan
The Waterboy 1998 Frank Coraci
The Whole Nine Yards 2000 Jonathan Lynn
Tommy Boy 1995 Peter Segal
Trader Horn 1931 W.S. Van Dyke
Trail of the Pink Panther 1982 Blake Edwards
Trial by Error 1997 Jonathan Lynn
Troy 2004 Wolfgang Petersen
True Romance 1993 Tony Scott
Twister 1996 Jan de Bont
Under the Skin 2013 Jonathan Glazer
Urban Legend 1998 Jamie Blanks
Viva Villa! 1934 Jack Conway
What Women Want 2000 Nancy Meyers
Wild Wild West 1999 Barry Sonnenfeld
Wrongfully Accused 1998 Pat Proft

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